REFER TO EVERYONE AS DONALD
LOVE UNCONDITIONALLY BUT ONLY IN THE RIGHT CIRCUMSTANCES
KILL THE LARGEST CREATURE YOU FEEL COMFORTABLE WITH
RUNFAST, BUT ALWAYS LEAVE ROOM TO STOP
HUG SOFTLY BUT WITH MEANING
THROW SNOWBALLS ALL YEAR LONG, YOU FIGURE IT OUT
RUB LOTION IN ALL THE WRONG PLACES
STAY AWAY FROM THINGS THAT SUCK
HOLD YOUR FAITH STRONG
QUESTION EVERYTHING THAT IS NOT CONCRETE
LEARN FROM THE MISTAKES OF SONGWRITERS
FIND OUT WHERE YOUR BOSS LIVES
CUT GRASS
SMOKE LAWNS
RAKE EYES
COMPLIMENT LEAVES
NEVER TRUST A PERSON WITH THEIR HANDS IN YOUR PANTS
KEEP SOME THINGS SACRED, LIKE PEANUT BUTTER
LET THEM CATCH YOU
FREEWILL
ANGER IS A GIFT!
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