Twas the night before new years
and all through the house
not a person was stirring
unless you count my bibulous uncle bob who is a bastard and cheated on my aunt with a stewartess (sorry flight attendant) from clevlend with a mustache and a mullet in the chemical toilet bathroom of a midwest airline flight from chicago to minneapolis and got caught by my nieghbor larry when he broke down the door because he was violently ill with food poisoning from the saliburry steak he bought for $8 on a flight he already paid $400 for.
blah blah blah
happy new year.
bibulous \BIB-yuh-luhs\, adjective:
1. Of, pertaining to, marked by, or given to the consumption of alcoholic drink.
2. Readily absorbing fluids or moisture.
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